Ha! Now THAT would be a fitting hiring decision…
Dinosaurs Guys, we know you’ve been salivating from your vast, scaly jaws for some Jurassic Park IV deets, and we are SO glad we can throw some tasty human morsels your way!
Universal is FINALLY hatching the project from its very hard-shelled eggy exterior, and has hired Rise of the Planet of The Apes writers Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver to pen the franchise installment.
AND the man who likes to play God Steven Spielberg will NOT be directing, but he will sit pretty in his Executive Producer tower while some mystery director tackles the daunting beast.
No word as to whether Jeff Goldblum will return… ‘Cause honestly, that’s really all we care about!!