Steven Alan Green

The Fuck You Song

Steven Alan Green wows them once again with his audience participatory comedy number, “The Fuck You Song”.  Sing it, hum it, pass it on….

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A Good Laugh Helps Get through the Holiday Season

Last night, well, I was feeling kinda down; the holiday season always does that to me.  I had a nice Thanksgiving with family; it was fun, don’t get my wrong.  But if you’re like me, you find yourself at one point or another, wondering what you’re doing with your life.  Right?  End of year is always about new beginnings.  I was a bit down on myself.  So, I decided to get in some laughs and watch other comedians, rather than just myself.

I went to The Improv on Melrose.

The Improv is beyond a doubt the most incredible comedy venue, with a very rich history.  You name ’em, they either played there or started there.  So I see this comedian.  Forget his name.  But he did a very funny routine on smoking. He separated society into smokers vs non-smokers.  I can’t even remember the details, but it was hilarious and it put me in a better mood.

The V-Cut Cigar Lounge

On the way to my car, I passed by this store, a “cigar lounge”, just two doors down from The Improv comedy club.  I walked in and inquired about a cigar.  I gotta tell ya’; one of my peccadillos  is bad service; unfriendly service.  The V-Cut was anything but.  And it wasn’t stuffy Beverly Hills snob type service.  It was basicly friendly.  I sat, I smoked a lovely cigar, met some interesting Hollywood characters, and definitely am gonna come back.

Hometown L.A.

You see, this is what I like to see in my home town of Los Angeles.  A proper neighborhood within a big city.  It’s good to go where everyone knows your name and it brings joy to my otherwise damaged heart to know there are good people out there running businesses, not just money-hungry, forget you as soon as you leave type places.

As I walked out, I realized I forgot my phone.

I went back to the Improv bar and Eddie the bartender handed it to me.  There was a very lovely young lady sitting at the bar.  She smiled at me, perhaps impressed with the respect Eddie showed me when he handed me the phone.  I can’t tell you much more than that at this point, but suffice to say I had a full evening of laughs and good smoking, good conversation and, well, a nice time after that.  We’ll just leave it at that, because, after all, I am a gentlemen.

This is Steven Alan Green, your Hollywood Dog, reporting to you today from West Hollywood.

The V-Cut Cigar Lounge on Melrose in West Hollywood.

Cheers,

Sag

11/25/16

My favorite thing about walking in to shop for a cigar at V Cut is the things other people say;

“Great cigars, knowledgeable and helpful staff, comfortable environment.”

“They carry premium sticks. Knowledgeable about the brands, which is what I like to experience when I go to a cigar lounge.

I can’t stand the generic, ” great choice, pair it with a cognac”. I just shake my head, knowing I’ll never be back to that establishment.

Didn’t get that at The V Cut cigar lounge.”

V Cut Smoke Shop

Comfortable lounge & shop for hand-rolled cigars & accessories, with a walk-in humidor.