February 15, 2017

What I Learned From My Boss at The Dog

It’s always the same thing.   Six months ago I gave up my full-time employment as Head String Puller at The National Marionette Association to fly […]
January 31, 2017

“Excuse me” has come to mean “Outta My Way, Buster!”

Whatever happened to manners? The last time America understood the phrase “Excuse me…” is when Steve Martin exploded on SNL in 1975.  Why have we all […]
December 18, 2016

Englishman Sees the Lighting

Nigel Arrisson Reporting from America As many as several lifetimes ago, I bought a house. A lovely dark old castle in the hills of Hollywood, overlooking […]
December 8, 2016

BREAKING NEWS, NORTH POLE: President Eject Trump Against $15 Minimum Wage for Santa’s Elves

In an unprecedented move, Santa Claus has backed the election recount, as word out of The North Pole reveals, the jolly old myth of children’s gifts […]
December 7, 2016

THE CELEBRITY SUDDEN DEATH STATEMENT TEMPLATE

THE CELEBRITY SUDDEN DEATH STATEMENT TEMPLATE “I am shocked, absolutely shocked to find out about the death of INSERT FULL NAME OF LATEST CELEBRITY DEATH HERE. […]
December 7, 2016

BAH HUM-Blog…

No good deed goes unpunished…. That’s not the message I want to leave with you today; but I do want to tell you a little story. […]
December 2, 2016

Jennifer Lawrence’s Sex Change

The Hollywood Dog has learned that at the early stages of her acting career, Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lawrence got a sex change. She did this because: […]