December 8, 2016

BREAKING NEWS, NORTH POLE: President Eject Trump Against $15 Minimum Wage for Santa’s Elves

In an unprecedented move, Santa Claus has backed the election recount, as word out of The North Pole reveals, the jolly old myth of children’s gifts […]
December 7, 2016

THE CELEBRITY SUDDEN DEATH STATEMENT TEMPLATE

THE CELEBRITY SUDDEN DEATH STATEMENT TEMPLATE “I am shocked, absolutely shocked to find out about the death of INSERT FULL NAME OF LATEST CELEBRITY DEATH HERE. […]
December 7, 2016

BAH HUM-Blog…

No good deed goes unpunished…. That’s not the message I want to leave with you today; but I do want to tell you a little story. […]
December 2, 2016

Jennifer Lawrence’s Sex Change

The Hollywood Dog has learned that at the early stages of her acting career, Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lawrence got a sex change. She did this because: […]