BREAKING NEWS, NORTH POLE: President Eject Trump Against $15 Minimum Wage for Santa’s Elves

In an unprecedented move, Santa Claus has backed the election recount, as word out of The North Pole reveals, the jolly old myth of children’s gifts is dealing with disgruntled elves who are worried about their livelihood. Meeting President Eject Meeting with the President Eject yesterday at Trump Tower, Mr. Claus exited the meeting looking …

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