3 Comedy bits written by my 5 year old daughter, Bella.
The last one, she told me just to play along because SHE knows what’s funny.
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Cute Clones

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Different ages, but cloned in Korea from the same deceased mother.
They have no father, but three mothers contributed to their birth: Missy for DNA, another for an embryo (and mitochondrial DNA), and a third surrogate mom for implantation and fetal development.
Because of their random estrous cycles, dogs are among the most difficult animals to clone.
MissyToo was full of beans. I first saw her “sister” with Lou in a canoe on Echo Lake.
They dropped by for lunch today, just as a "news" item broke of three human clones living in Eastern Europe.
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Dogs don’t get their news from the papers. Touille totally ignores the newpaper dispenser and sniffs the ground for the latest doggie dispatch.
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