Cornell Professor Daryl Bem’s research paper “Feeling the Future” provides some statistically important data which might prove the existence of psychic abilities such as precognition. But onto the *really* interesting stuff…his data seems to provide a link between accurate predictions and erotic subjects.

In one experiment Professor Bem had 100 subjects, half male and half female, play a computerized game in which they had to choose which of two curtains on a screen had a picture hiding behind it. Some of those images were erotic in nature. The result? The erotic photos had a greater chance of being chosen correctly than the non-erotic ones.While the spike in accurate psychic predictions for the erotica was not huge, it was greater than that of chance.

Perhaps the unseen erotic images stimulated the brains of the experiment’s subjects? Maybe human brains are built with porn radar? And how can we use this in our psychic war against the Communists?

So many questions…thank Gob we have scientists to answer them.

Via Popsci

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