Celeb death hoaxes are fun… until a Kardashian gets hurt!

Last night tweeters around the world mad #Cher a trending topic, after one user tweeted a fake CNN story claiming the the 65-year-old singer passed away.

Less than an hour after the original “RIP Cher” was posted, Kim Kardashian was freaking out.

The reality star has over 12 million flowers, so when she asked:

“Did I just hear Cher has passed away? Is this real? OMG.”

Over 12 million people started asking the same thing. The affect wasn’t quite the same as Orson WellesWar of the Worlds radio show, HOWEVER people did lose their shit thinking Cher gone.

Kim “investigatory journalist” Kardshian did some digging and discovered elaborate joke. She told her millions:

“Can’t believe people would make up a sick joke like Cher died. These people need to get a life! Thanks Twitter for clearing that up!”

There you have it!

Cher is alive, despite the fact that she hasn’t posted on Twitter since last week.

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We were wondering how she broke the news to mamma K! And here it is!!

After spending some time in Dubai, Kim Kardashian realizes she doesn’t miss hubby Kris Humphries at all! Not a bit!!

Momager Kris Jenner thinks she’s probably giddy to see her new man, but Kim’s like …uuuuhhhhhh!

Kim confesses she’s discovering things about Kris she didn’t know before….

Hmm, that’s weird. We mean, they knew each other for SOOO long before they got married, LOL!!

Watch Kim’s confession, then SPILL!!

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Let’s hope this isn’t true.

Khloe Kardashian is being sued by a transgender woman who claims that she assaulted her outside the Hollywood nightclub Playhouse two years ago.

Chantal Spears filed a lawsuit, claiming she needed medical attention after Khloe allegedly “violently” attacked her, causing serious injuries and “sever mental anguish.”

Spears says she told Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom that he was “too young to get married,” which prompted Khloe to strike her “in and about her body.”

An insider says the claims are not true, adding:

“This was two years ago and Khloe did nothing. This person shoved Khloe and she pushed them off. This person just wants to jump on the bandwagon.”

We’re really, really hoping this isn’t true because we’d be sooo disappointed in Khloe. Why did it take this woman 2 years to file the lawsuit though?? Something sounds shady here…

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Uh-oh! We guess Kim Kardashian is NOT messing around!

The reality starlet is reportedly none too happy about Jonathan Jaxson – who apparently did PR work for her and now claims that he knows for a fact that her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham – and has hired lawyer Marty Singer to silence his apparently false claims!

According to Kim, she only worked with Jaxson once on a blog, and she barely remembers who he is! Furthermore, she believes he’s only saying this stuff now because he’s currently on a media tour to promote his book!

However, Jaxson DID sign a confidentiality agreement for Kim, which means that he’s in violation of it now, and she’s now pressing charges for defamatory statements – and she wants a MINIMUM of $ 200,000 in damages!

Singer explains:

“Everything that he is saying is false and nonsense … This guy is in it to promote himself for his 15 mins of fame.”

Jaxson refutes:

“I have never signed an agreement dealing with confidentiality with Kim Kardashian. I have an agreement in my possession that does not have either parties signature on it.”

And the plot thickens!

Unfortunately for Kim, we think that a lot of the public already have already made their opinions about whether or not her marriage was legitimate, and whether or not this guy is telling the truth won’t change that at all!

What do U think is actually going on?

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