Question by : What was the exact dialogue exchange between Charlie Sheen and Ferris Bueller’s Sister?
I am working on a parody of the scene in the movie Ferris Bueller’s day off where Charlie Sheen is in the police station with Ferris’ sister. He asks her what she’s there for and then eventually she asks him, and he says “drugs”. I can’t find the dialogue anywhere on the internet and need the exact exchange. If you don’t know the entire exchange, can you maybe give me a link to where I can find the quotes? THX!

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Answer by Lorellyn
Drugs?

Thank you, no I’m straight

I meant, are you in here for drugs?

- Why are you here?
- Drugs

- I don’t know why I’m here
- Why don’t you go home?

Why don’t you
put your thumb up your butt?

You wear too much eye make-up

My sister wears too much
People think she’s a whore

- You don’t want to talk about it?
- With you? Are you serious?

- I’m serious
- Blow yourself

All right,
you want to know what’s wrong?

I know what’s wrong
I just want to hear you say it

In a nutshell, I hate my brother
How’s that?

That’s cool Did you
blow him away or something?

No, not yet

He was ditching school When I went
home to check, some guy was there

The cops picked me up
for making a phoney call

What do you care
if your brother ditches school?

- Everybody else has to go
- You could ditch

- I’d get caught
- Yes

You’re pissed off because he ditches
and doesn’t get caught, is that it?

- Basically
- Basically

- Your problem is you
- Excuse me?

Worry about yourself,
not about what your brother does

- That’s just an opinion
- What are you, a psychiatrist?

Keep your opinions to yourself

There’s somebody you should talk to

If you say Ferris Bueller,
you lose a testicle

Oh, you know him

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