It is at all times the identical factor.
Six months in the past I gave up my full-time employment as Head String Puller at The Nationwide Marionette Affiliation to fly out to LA, arrange in my new hillside mansion and run this fabulous new enterprise, in any other case often known as The Hollywood Canine. It was a sensible transfer on my half, in any case, I make large cash, have my very own private stretch limo, in addition to limitless costly meals in a restricted sq. block space of Pacoima. (However solely after 4:00pm and solely on various Thursdays and solely within the month of December and provided that it is not raining.) And, if that weren’t sufficient, let me simply let you know; what I’ve realized from the Massive Grasp Guru Who Shall Stay Anonymous who runs this shindig is simply incalculable.
Studying on the job
On first day at my new publish I drove up the windy personal mountaintop highway as much as the property of the Massive Grasp Guru Dude Who Shall Nonetheless Stay Anonymous Even Although You are In all probability All Questioning Who I am Speaking About However I am Nonetheless Not Gonna Inform Ya’. We dined on freshly captured squab and foot-pressed Humus, washing all of it down with “Kardashians”, an odd combo of two% artificially flavored milk and Dom Perignon 1903. The night’s dialog — which began out as commonplace anecdotal evaluation of the present political local weather — wound its manner down the twisty highway of culinary and cultural variations between the oldsters who dwell on both aspect of the Hollywood Hills — veering fairly dangerously simply previous the wreckage of my final three marriages — and touchdown fairly comfortably within the bedded cul de sac of precisely what good journalism is.
And that is what I realized
By no means. I imply, at all times. No, wait, it was by no means to start with. Grasp on. One second. Yeah, okay. Sorry. Ahem…. What I realized is to at all times go together with your intestine. Until in fact, you doubt your intestine, then do not go together with it. Run out of your intestine. Your intestine is out to get you and I would not belief it if I had been you. That is what I realized. So far as the rock throwing? I forgot what I used to be gonna say about that.
Maintain smiling all people
For The Hollywood Canine, that is Managing Editor in Chief, Steven Alan Inexperienced 2/15/17